- 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
- 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Trivia Click gifs for more trivia in captions
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
"u still want me right"
"I thought I was supposed to come to you."
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby