Nothing's what it seems

  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

nahnichan:

『80年のダイジェスト』

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celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

(Source: sandandglass, via perks-of-being-chinese)

coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

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Robert on his upcoming 50th birthday

(Source: clintofbartons, via thebeatofyourlifeline)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Trivia Click gifs for more trivia in captions

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via perks-of-being-chinese)

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via 0utbox)

meatbicyclevevo:

thanks dad

meatbicyclevevo:

thanks dad

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kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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