Nothing's what it seems

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

"You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool."

Kanye West (via coffeekaling)

(via whiteboyfriend)

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

(via thehauntedmindofamonsta)

(Source: spells-of-life, via teaboxes)

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(via toocooltobehipster)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via acomas)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Story Time

i-can-make-it-to-the-moon:

One time I was standing at a bus stop and some dude came up to me and told me I would be pretty if I were anorexic. I broke his nose, then he hit me back. I was 15. He got arrested and it was a good day. 

(via i-can-make-it-to-the-moon)

kaworusfreshkicks:

boom roasted

(Source: gatorbiscuits, via spaghettihos)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via stay-ocean-minded)

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine, via hopefulfairytales)

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

(via hopefulfairytales)

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via shithappensfckit)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via shithappensfckit)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)